"That was the Pine Leaf Boys, everybody. That's right, Wilson Savoy, Jon Bertrand, Cedric Watson, Ryan.... no, wait, maybe it was Drew... no, it was probably Ryan... no, wait, maybe.. .... AND Blake Miller," Todd Ortego on Swamp and Roll Radio Show

"Ya daddy threw me out, in the mud, completely naked, and cold, and surrounded by carniverous lizards," Cedric Watson, on stage before playing Ton Papa M'a Jeté Dehors

"And the moral of that story is...... Pine Leaf Boys!" Cedric Watson on the ride back from Chelsea's Cafe in December.

"So are you still gay?" "No..." "Oh, so that means you were?" Reporter with the Pine Leaf Boys

"The only reason that Dennis McGee is popular is because people like Mitch Reed and Kevin Wimmer took it and made it good; that guy couldn't even play the fiddle!" - Brandon Moreau... Sorry, we have to disagree with him on this one. Dennis McGee was a brilliant fiddler without whom Cajun music would be nothing today. His technique was far beyond his time and can not be realized until you try to do what he did.

"Please... no more quotes" - Wilson Savoy

"If I wasn't a Simon, I'd wanna be a Marcental... that'd be awesome..." Drew Simon ponders

"Anytime you want to make pancakes, DON'T HESITATE." - Blake Miller, after arising from slumber and finding Jon slapping golden batter onto a skillet

"Well you should have called me earlier. Wait, who is this?" - Wilson on the phone with L'Angelus

"When I ride my bike, I feel like Indiana Jones" - Drew Simon

"Whereas all you see is the big picture, I look at the long term," Jon Bertrand, after rephrasing Wilson's equally inane comment

"Even a broken clock that doesn't move is right twice a day..." - Woody Allen in the film Anything Else

"I like Zydeco music because it's so wrong..." - Blake Miller, while "painting" Lisa Reed's new office

"The Balfas were the BEST BAND EVER" - Brandon Moreau

"..." - Wilson Savoy

"Dot Dot Dot" - Gene Guidry

"If Cheese Reed is wrong, I don't want to be right" - Jon Bertrand

"What an idiot! Look! How stupid!" - Cory Ledet

"If I'm goin' by myself, y'all ain't comin' with me..." - Drew Simon

"[phone call at 2.30 in the morning] Wilson-- how do you say zorilla in French?" - Cedric Watson

"I think Brandon Moreau looks just like Keith Frank.." - Cedric Watson

"Yes." - anonymous

"A one that isn't cold is hardly a one at all." - Jon Bertrand

"Wilson, do mailmen ever get killed by dogs? 'Cause I was thinking I wanna be a mailman, but, shit, I don't wanna be a mailman if it means I'm gonna get myself eaten by some dog," -- Cedric Watson on the phone with Wilson, after calling 3 times to ask this very important question

"I have less money than both of you combined..." - Wilson Savoy

"What? What is this? [picking up some of Blake's square pizza] What? [eating it]... What was that?" - Wilson Savoy

"I'll be a God #$&% jooga-booga dookie-spookie jiga booga Joe H., no, that's too obvious... J. Hall." - Cedric Watson

"It adds a lot..." - Wilson Savoy

"We can..." - Jon Bertrand

"How you gonna get the chair in the picture if it's behind you [to Jillian during a photo session]" - Cedric Watson

"If I attempt to perform a task incorrectly, and accidentally perform it correctly, have I failed my attempt of purposely performing it incorrectly, or have I succeeded by, overall, doing it correctly?" - Wilson Savoy

"I prefer the D [accordion] to the C [accordion]" L'Angelus

"Ta fils..." Drew Simon

"Uh-uh, Oh no you didn't!" -- Disgruntled Policeman in Leonville

"What's that?" - Wilson Savoy, to policeman

"Uh-uh, oh no you didn't!" -- Kevin Courville, after hearing the story about the disgruntled policeman in Leonville.

"Wilson, why are you playing left-handed?" Drew Simon, after looking at Wilson holding a guitar in the normal, right-handed fashion, but thinking he was holding it left-handed.

"Grilled cheese sandwich..." - Cedric Watson

"You're ugly... here, hold these [hands a beer to pauvre malheureux], HOORAY, BEER!" - Jon Bertrand

"You just don't know- them giblets, the good. Sh*t, when I'm grillin' me up a big pot full of pork giblets, I don't wanna hear you beggin' for some.." -- Cedric Watson

"[With one hand in front and one hand behind upon seeing a beautiful girl] Arrrghhhh" - Cedric Watson