TODD ORTEGO
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Todd Ortego is everywhere. When you're driving down to work and listening to the only radio station worth listening to (KBON), Todd's there - making announcements, preaching ads, acting the DJ, or just shooting the bull with his side kick, Dr "Feel" Good. When you get home at night and flip through the channels, chances are you'll see Todd on one of the local open channels as host of the Swamp and Roll show. And at night, after you've just about see enough and escaped to the local watering hole to drink away these visions of Todd, you'll probably see him and his look-alike posse in Eunice between First Street and Third Street.
But who is Todd Ortego? How can I join the Todd Ortego posse? Are you feeling the void in your life? Well, we were lucky to sit down one-on-one with Todd and ask him questions about his role in Acadiana, Louisiana, Americana, Earthiana, and the Milky Wayana.
Todd is a man of many talents, and we were fortunate to have the opportunity to ask ham these in-depth questions. This exclusive interview is brought to you by pineleafboys.com - bringing you quality bullshit at its finest.
So,
why do people call you Todd Ortego? Because
my name IS Todd Ortego.
So it's an appropriate title, isn't it? What
is that supposed to mean?
I see, and what does your name mean? What
the f*ck does Pine Leaf mean? What are these questions----
Ah, questions to learn more about the mysterious Todd Ortego.
I heard somewhere that Ortego means 'Son of Salsa' in Spanish.
Did you know that? That's the
stupidest thing I ever heard of.
Almost as stupid-amazing as your smash role in The Da Vinci
Code. What was that like working on that film? Ha,
the Da Vinci Code? It was fun working on that film...
probably as much fun as you had working on Bill and Ted's excellent--
Excellent
indeed! Speaking of Da Vinci, what's it like being CO-host to
Dr Phil Good? Dr. Phil Good and I are great friends,
we---
What does K-BON mean? It doesn't mean anything.
It's a radio station.
Damn right. Damn right indeed. Can I go now?
Indeed you may. You have many things to do. But first, let
me ask you one final question. What do I need to do to join
the Todd Ortego fan club? You'll never be in my
fan club.
Oh, not me. I have a friend who wants to know.
Oh, they need to bring me and the Doc a case of bud
light on Thursday night over at the station, and do that every
Thursday for one full year. And then you're in the club.
What does club entitle me-- him to? Nothing.
Awesome. Thank you for your time. [silence]
Todd Ortego ladies and gentlemen!!!
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