RYAN
SIMON

Ryan Simon, age 17

Ryan Simon, age 24
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Ryan
Simon, yet another child in the royal Simon family, has made
this week's "Pick of the Week." Before beginning his
musical career, Ryan was a devoted body builder. His father,
Larry, former PLB Pick of the Week, encouraged Ryan to lift
a little calf high over his head everyday to build strength.
As the years went by, the little calf became a 1100 lb bull,
and Ryan was able to effortlessly lift the bull high above his
head. He progressed to lifting trucks, then trains, then buildings.
He was once reported to have, "ripped a 600-year-old oak
tree from the ground and hurl it 23 miles." This tree was
later weighed at 680 tons.
This
continued until the age of 18 when we began a Cajun band with
his brother, Drew. As fewer and fewer muscles were used playing
the accordion, Ryan began to lose his extreme muscle mass and
return to a normal tolerable size (see picture below). The Cajun
Music continued until Ryan found a new passion in life-- playing
Minstrel music in a band with Mark de Basile. In this band,
known as Jester Forever, Ryan dressed as a jester and rode everywhere
on a unicycle playing the mandolin or juggling balls. He opened
the show for the Pine Leaf Boys in January 2006. Today Ryan
lives with his wife in Breaux Bridge.
Nothing
is too far out for Ryan Simon-- except for this award. May he
live forever!
| Three
words that describe this honorary PLB of the week: |
Cyclopean,
Prodigious, Unpredictable |
| Why
does this person deserve to be a PLB of the week? |
Because
Ryan is the man. He was supposed to be the drummer in the
Pine Leaf Boys, but Wilson got Drew and Ryan mixed up on
the UL campus and recruited the wrong one. "Hey RYAN!" |
| Favorite
Foods? |
Protein
& Rye Bread (preferred by Minstrels) & Moose Burgers. |
| Favorite
Songs? |
"I
Gave My Love a Leg Quarter," "Oh Ye, Come Fellow
Englishman" |
| Pet
Peeves? |
Fools
who can't juggle less than 6 balls, and people who try to
copy my songs. |
| Favorite
Places? |
The country side of Wales, and Mamou |
| Favorite
Movies? |
And
movie with Arnold Schwartzenegger or Chuck Norris. I also
like "Bridges of Madison County" |
| Words
of Wisdom? |
"But
true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, Never
sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." |
| Coolest
thing in the world? |
Moose
Burgers & Wilson |
| What
people think when they meet me: |
Is
that Ryan Simon? Yes, I ponder correctly. |
| Last
words? |
Holler.
Holler back loudly. |
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