Larry Simon
This
week, after little thought, we have unanimously voted Larry
Simon, the father of Drew, as the Pine Leaf Boy Pick-Of-The-Week!
One of the most supportive super-fan of ours, Larry has offered
his helping hands on countless occasions. Like the time Blake
fell in the port-o'-potty and someone tipped it upside-down, Larry
was there to pull him out. Or the time Jon zipped his pants too
fast and severely damaged his future kids' well-being, Larry was
there.
Yes, Larry will not be overlooked any longer. For he is the PLB Pick of the Week and shall be paid homage for the next 7 days. This week is Larry Simon week. NOT Larry Miller week, damn it.
| Three words that describe this honorary PLB of the week: |
Foxy, aberrant, and titillating |
| Why does this person deserve to be a PLB of the week? | Because he comes to all of all our shows, sometimes without even telling us he's coming and has to pay far too much just to see the crappy Pine Leaf Boys. Also, he lends us his fine truck when we're in need, and he whips Drew into shape when he's slackin'. |
| Favorite Foods? | Pork Chops & Quail and Sausage gumbo (with extra rice) |
| Favorite Songs? | Lawtell Two-Step and any other song that Drew or Ryan sing, have sung, will sing, or have written. |
| Pet Peeves? | Gumbo with not enough rice, rice that's not smothered with gumbo, gumbo that doesn't have any quail or sausage in it, and slinkys. |
| Favorite Places? | My home and my shop. |
| Favorite Movies? | Any movie with Robert Duval. |
| Words of Wisdom? | If you're ever riding in an elevator and the chain breaks and it plummets to the ground, jump up right at the last second before it hits and you'll be spared. Also, when making roux, make damn sure you don't burn the mother f*cker. |
| Coolest thing in the world? | Drew, Ryan, Gwen (Dot), and Wilson Savoy |
| What people think when they meet me: | Oh my God, is that Robert Duval? |
| Last words? | Where my cigs at? |
